October 15, 2005

Pimping the Fafblog

And before I bury myself in school again, I'd just like to draw your attention to the Fafblog, which continues to pump out the kind of weapons-grade political humor that others can only dream of:

Remaining Explanations for the Widespread, Remarkably Similar Patterns of Prisoner Abuse in the U.S. Armed Forces, and the Failure of High-Ranking Officers to Report Them, Which Do Not Include the Existence of Officially-Sanctioned Torture as a Policy of the United States

Magoo's Postulate: While dozens of soldiers have indeed carried out thorough and sadistic acts of torture on military prisoners, their superior officers remained ignorant of everything, convinced, due to a rare ophthalmological disorder, that they were observing a particularly rousing performance of The Pirates of Penzance.

And don't miss the shocking dystopian vision of a world that may yet be!

Behold the Future! Man has conquered the galaxy, ended world hunger, and built mighty cities on the moon, the sun, and every planet but Neptune and Pluto. No one goes to Neptune and Pluto. They are the crap planets.

In this strange new world all human needs are instantly met by the rapid advancement of science and technology. But at what cost - AT WHAT COST!

I love these guys. Guy. Space bunnies. Whatever.

Okay, back to work.

Posted by ben at October 15, 2005 11:35 AM

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