August 19, 2005
Winning Hearts and Minds
The Medium Lobster finally discovers the secret plan to win the war in Iraq:
Indeed, the Medium Lobster could not agree more: while some in the petty name of "truth," "accountability" and "basic humanity" might want to open this material to the world, outrage over yet another American atrocity would just fuel more violence. Oh, ACLU, don't you have enough blood on your hands? Which is why the Medium Lobster also believes the time is long overdue to classify the Iraq War.
And to think it was all so simple.
Posted by ben at August 19, 2005 07:34 AM